| Everyone wants to eat my nuts...what should I do? |
Hide your bag. |
| What should I do with my empty bags? |
Frame them . |
| Can I buy Amazing Nuts by the truckload? |
Call us. |
| How many bags of Amazing Nuts should I have on hand
in case of an earthquake? |
500. |
| Where is the best place to hide my Amazing Nuts from
my mother-in-law? |
In your mouth. |
| I filled up my garage with cases of your nuts and now
I can't find my car. |
Walk or buy a moped. |
| My wife is eating MY Amazing Nuts...and it's driving
me nuts! |
Buy her a bag. |
I found a bag of nuts in my husband's disgusting sneaker.
What's wrong with him? |
Leave his nuts alone. |
| Could you make your nuts larger...maybe like the size
of beach balls? |
No...try shrinking your head. |
| My husband has locked himself in bathroom with MY bag
of Amazing Nuts...again. What should I do? |
Buy more of our nuts. |
| I ate so many bags of your Amazing Nuts they're coming
out of my nose...what should I do. |
No one nose. |
| I'm addicted to your nuts...is there a cure? |
No. |
How did you get so much flavor in your Amazing Nuts?
Why do other nuts taste like cardboard? |
That's top secret. |
| I ate the bag...is that normal? |
No, you're a nut. |
